Gertrude Stein, Stein, Stein
is a stone, stone stone
that is thrown, thrown, thrown
into a pond, pond, pond
so we’re fond, fond, fond
of the ripples, ripples, ripples
rhyme with nipples, nipples, nipples
make no sense, sense, sense
to people dense, dense, dense
but they rhyme, rhyme, rhyme
with Mrs Stein, Stein, Stein.